sireoinmacken:

“i’m as straight as a pole!”

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best-of-funny:

officerpapermouth:

i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together

why must we try to play god

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breadmaakesyoufat:

sleeplessnightsandsleepydays:

breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

Tumblr at night~

2:am   am   AM

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petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

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